
Scars... scarrrrrrrrrrrrsssss... so we all have scars of some sort... some physical, some mental, some emotional...some possibly obtained when trying to wrestle a bear while on an LSD trip. Some easily visible, some not so much... I think you get the idea of what I'm saying here...
I know I have many scars, none quite as horrifying as the time I saw the next door neighbor, Old Man Miller trying to paint his house with his penis, Jackson Pollack style...dip, fling, splatter... he'd paint and play the harmonica, and he would call any cat that crossed his path a "spice cake"... he also despised German engineering and threw oranges at any Volkswagon he would see... oh man, memories...
OK, I'm just kidding, that never really happened, but I'm surprised it didn't...
Anyhoo, I'm talking about physical scars today... I've got lots of them on my feet, and my right hand and arm... here's the one on my right forearm...

I know what you're saying..."What scar? I can hardly see one! Stop lying through your teeth, asshole!"...well, after asking for an apology for berating me so much, I will say that there is in fact still a scar there...it's been there since 1979...it looks like a centipede... in fact, when I was little, I tried to bullshit other kids by telling them that it was a centipede tattoo, not a scar... I'm sure it made me especially popular when the Centipede video game came out...
But that's what's kind of cool...the scar has really faded...I bet these days that the same surgical procedures I had back then would leave a hardly visible scar, but back then, they were cutting us open with pizza cutters and stitching us back together with piano wire and thumbtacks... and with no anesthetic either...if you wanted to be knocked out for your surgery, they had a big goon come in and beat you into unconsciousness with his fists...that was the anesthetic! And you know what? It toughened me the hell up...gave me character...made me what I am...
Do you believe me? No? Well OK, I guess I can't blame you... remember, I was the same one lying about it being a cool tattoo to impress the other elementary school children...gullible little shits...the kids back then, not you...or are YOU the gullible little shit? Hmmmm?
Hey, don't leave, I'm just kidding! Really! If you stay, I'll make Tang! Tang!!!
So, do any of you have cool physical scar stories?
5 songs of the day:
Spirits In The Material World by The Police
Inner City Blues by Marvin Gaye
The Sound Of Failure by The Flaming Lips
Candy-O by The Cars
and
Dazed And Confused by Led Zeppelin


















